Health & Wellness
Tag: Funanc1alHumor
Finally Something I Can Do: Nothing; But Can I Win the Space-Out Competition?
South Korea’s Space-Out Competition crowns champions for the art of doing… absolutely nothing. Ninety minutes of stillness, silence, and steadiest pulse. Could you win? (Spoiler: breathing might already disqualify you.)
Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks
Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.
10,000 Steps Is Best, But 7,000 Is a Solid Start!
New research shows you don’t need 10,000 steps to get healthier — 7,000 is already a game-changer. Here’s the science, plus why your fridge steps count.
New Blood Pressure Guidelines Dictate: Seek Treatment Early and Skip Alcohol (Most Often)
👉 The new blood pressure guidelines from the AHA and ACC call for earlier treatment (starting at 130/80 mm Hg) and recommend minimizing or avoiding alcohol. Learn why these changes matter for heart health, dementia prevention, and long-term wellness.
When Does Taking Vitamin Supplements Make Sense?
Vitamins promise energy, immunity, and even eternal youth (well, almost). But are supplements really miracle pills—or just marketing magic in a shiny bottle? 🧴 From A to Zinc, here’s the fun, funny, and fact-checked guide to vitamins you didn’t know you needed.
Lithium: Not Just Brie for Batteries, but Also for Brains
Lithium isn’t just for powering Teslas or stabilizing moods — Harvard scientists say it’s a brain essential that could slow aging and fend off Alzheimer’s. The twist? You’ll find it in your salad, not your toolbox. 🥗⚡🧠
Body's Aging Accelerates at 50: Happy Half-Century Day!
🚨 Breaking: Your body hits the gas pedal on aging at 50! Scientists discovered that tissue and organ aging accelerates in midlife — especially in your veins. From proteomic clocks to lifestyle hacks and AI jokes, we break it down so you don’t break down.
Tough to Be Upbeat About Depression… So Act Accordingly!
Depression drains more than emotions—it affects your body, wallet, and relationships. From symptoms and types to the hidden economic toll and actionable coping tips, we break it all down—smartly and with heart. 🧠💸💪
Be Mindful That Mindfulness Boosts Memory
Can paying attention help you remember where you put your keys? Harvard says yes. Mindfulness is a free, science-backed memory booster you can do while breathing (which, we assume, you’re already doing). 🧘♀️💡
Who Wants to Stomach a Bad Stomach?
Your stomach's no joke—unless you feed it hot dogs and expect kimchi results. Explore the weird, wild world of gut health, from microbiomes to poop perfection, with practical tips and plenty of laughs.