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Playful illustration of a worried man in a hospital gown holding a PSA test report, while a cartoon prostate sneaks into the background holding a stopwatch.

Prostate Cancer Rates Are Rising: Time to Update Testing Recommendations

Prostate cancer rates are creeping back up, driven by late-stage diagnoses. Experts say it’s time to rethink PSA testing — before it’s too late.

 

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Baxdrostat: A Potential Game Changer for Hypertension — And Yet Another Proof That Science Rocks!

Baxdrostat has doctors cheering — literally. The new aldosterone-blocking drug dropped blood pressure by 9–15 mm Hg in clinical trials, offering fresh hope against the silent killer of hypertension.

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Intermittent Fasting: New Study Suggests Not-So-Intermittent Heart Risks

Intermittent fasting promises lean bodies and longer lives—but a new large-scale study suggests it could raise your risk of cardiovascular death by 135%. Here’s the fun, funny, and smarter way to think about fasting.

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Become the CEO of Your Health: Smart Patient Strategies That Save Lives (and Money)

Want to hack your health care? Don’t wait until you’re in a hospital gown. From learning biology basics to managing insurance fine print, here’s how to become your own health CEO — smart, proactive, and maybe even funny while you’re at it. 🧠💊💪

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Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks

Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.

 

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10,000 Steps Is Best, But 7,000 Is a Solid Start!

New research shows you don’t need 10,000 steps to get healthier — 7,000 is already a game-changer. Here’s the science, plus why your fridge steps count.

 

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A giant cartoon vitamin capsule bursts open like a piñata, releasing fruits, vegetables, gold coins, and confetti, symbolizing the promises and hype of supplements.

When Does Taking Vitamin Supplements Make Sense?

Vitamins promise energy, immunity, and even eternal youth (well, almost). But are supplements really miracle pills—or just marketing magic in a shiny bottle? 🧴 From A to Zinc, here’s the fun, funny, and fact-checked guide to vitamins you didn’t know you needed.

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Body's Aging Accelerates at 50: Happy Half-Century Day!

🚨 Breaking: Your body hits the gas pedal on aging at 50! Scientists discovered that tissue and organ aging accelerates in midlife — especially in your veins. From proteomic clocks to lifestyle hacks and AI jokes, we break it down so you don’t break down.

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A cartoon brain holding a protest sign that says “No More Migraines!” while surrounded by lightning bolts, pill bottles, water bottles, and yoga mats.

Migraines Are a Headache — Time to Return Them All!

Migraines are more than a headache—they’re brain bullies. With 15+ attacks a month, chronic migraine is no joke. Here's how to spot the symptoms, dodge the triggers, and fight back like a (Botox-enhanced) warrior. 💉⚡🧘♀️

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Cartoon bladder holding a 'Best in Flow' trophy with kidneys and ureters on a winner's podium—celebrating bladder health in a fun way.

Urinate Local, But Bladder Troubles Search in Continents

From storing pee to surviving cancer, the bladder does it all—quietly. We decode its functions, risks, and treatments with humor and heart.

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