Health & Wellness
Tag: Funanc1al Health
Indoor Tanning: You May Get the Bronze But Still Lose… To Melanoma
You may get the bronze — but your DNA gets the bill. 🧬
A new Science Advances study shows how indoor tanning quietly loads normal skin with melanoma-linked mutations. Here’s what the science says, how to spot melanoma early (ABCDEs), and why nature beats tanning beds every time.
Same Genes, Different Minds: What Psychiatry Is Finally Figuring Out
A massive new study shows many psychiatric disorders share genetic roots — including bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The twist? Genes load the gun, but life still pulls the trigger.
Young Adults Eat Out but Pass the Bar
Young adults are eating out — but passing the bar. As alcohol consumption hits a 90-year low, health wins big while booze and restaurant margins feel the hangover. Not everyone’s thrilled… but bodies are.
World’s Best Hospitals 2025: But… We May Need a Second Opinion!
No one wants to be sick — but if you are, it helps to know where the world’s best care lives. A fun, global tour of the Top 35 hospitals of 2025, with insight, history, and a needed second opinion.
Don’t Read This on a Smartphone If You’re Under 12?
A large NIH-backed study suggests kids who get smartphones before age 12 may face higher risks of depression, obesity, and poor sleep. FUNanc1al breaks it down—seriously, but with jokes.
Treating Sleep Apnea Early May Breathe New Life Into Your Odds of Avoiding Parkinson’s Disease
Sleep apnea may increase the risk of Parkinson’s disease — but early treatment could dramatically change the outcome. A hopeful, science-backed look at why breathing at night matters for the brain.
Asserting Flexibility Boosts Longevity May Not Be a Stretch!
Flexibility isn’t just for yoga influencers or people who can still touch their toes. A 13-year study reveals that greater range of motion is linked to lower mortality — especially for women. From spinal twists to stress relief, discover how bending daily might keep you from breaking down later. 🧘♂️✨
Listening to Music After 70 May Cut Dementia Risk by 40%, Playing by 35%, And Doing Both By Even More. 🎶 Sing Along If You Must.
A large study of adults 70+ found that regularly listening to music was linked to about a 39% lower risk of dementia, while playing an instrument was tied to about 35% lower risk—and doing both looked even better. It’s accessible, enjoyable, and scalable. Start with 15 minutes a day and a few weekly play sessions.
Tattoos Aren't Cheap, But They Help Fight Skin Cancer. Remove At Your Own Risk – And Cost
Tattoos aren’t just art — they may lower melanoma risk with multiple sessions. But removal is pricey, and sunscreen is still your best friend.
Breast Cancer Five-Year Survival Rate Jumps to 90%
🎀 Breast cancer five-year survival rates soared from 75% to 90% in 40 years thanks to awareness, screening, and smarter treatments. A success story with pink ribbons, memes, and serious disparities still to tackle.