Health & Wellness

Tag: Funanc1al Health

Colorful illustration of a tattoo machine crossed with a bright orange sunscreen bottle, surrounded by playful icons of a shining sun and a pink cancer awareness ribbon, symbolizing the link between tattoos, sun safety, and health.

Tattoos Aren't Cheap, But They Help Fight Skin Cancer. Remove At Your Own Risk – And Cost

Tattoos aren’t just art — they may lower melanoma risk with multiple sessions. But removal is pricey, and sunscreen is still your best friend.

 

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Breast Cancer Five-Year Survival Rate Jumps to 90%

🎀 Breast cancer five-year survival rates soared from 75% to 90% in 40 years thanks to awareness, screening, and smarter treatments. A success story with pink ribbons, memes, and serious disparities still to tackle.

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Can't You See That New Eye Drops May Now Sharpen Aging Eyes in Just One Hour and Help Kill Presbyopia?

Presbyopia affects 80% of people over 40—but now, new eye drops promise to restore near vision in just one hour. Here’s what the science says (and a little humor too).

 

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Cartoon-style brain split in half like a cracked egg, with hallucinations (voices, eyes, monsters) flying out one side and supportive hands, therapy icons, and medication pills floating on the other. Symbolizes schizophrenia’s challenges and hope.

Can You Fix a Split Mind with Duct Tape? Schizophrenia Explained

Schizophrenia isn’t “split personality” — it’s a complex brain disorder with hallucinations, delusions, and stigma attached. It costs society $173B a year but what it really needs is compassion, not myths. Here’s the fun, funny, and fact-packed breakdown.

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Anger, Stress & The Brain-Heart Tango: Why Your Marriage Might Kill You Faster Than French Fries

Can stress really break your heart? 💔 Turns out, yes. Anger, hostility, anxiety — even weddings — all add to cardiovascular risk. We break down the science, the risks, and the surprisingly funny ways to protect your arteries.

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Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)

Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).

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10,000 Steps Is Best, But 7,000 Is a Solid Start!

New research shows you don’t need 10,000 steps to get healthier — 7,000 is already a game-changer. Here’s the science, plus why your fridge steps count.

 

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A doctor holds a blood pressure cuff, while a wine glass with a red “X” hovers nearby. A happy heart character jogs on a treadmill while a brain character meditates — symbolizing heart and brain health from the new blood pressure guidelines.

New Blood Pressure Guidelines Dictate: Seek Treatment Early and Skip Alcohol (Most Often)

👉 The new blood pressure guidelines from the AHA and ACC call for earlier treatment (starting at 130/80 mm Hg) and recommend minimizing or avoiding alcohol. Learn why these changes matter for heart health, dementia prevention, and long-term wellness.

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A giant cartoon vitamin capsule bursts open like a piñata, releasing fruits, vegetables, gold coins, and confetti, symbolizing the promises and hype of supplements.

When Does Taking Vitamin Supplements Make Sense?

Vitamins promise energy, immunity, and even eternal youth (well, almost). But are supplements really miracle pills—or just marketing magic in a shiny bottle? 🧴 From A to Zinc, here’s the fun, funny, and fact-checked guide to vitamins you didn’t know you needed.

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Cartoon brain superhero holding a lithium battery and salad, symbolizing lithium’s dual role in powering devices and protecting brain health from Alzheimer’s.

Lithium: Not Just Brie for Batteries, but Also for Brains

Lithium isn’t just for powering Teslas or stabilizing moods — Harvard scientists say it’s a brain essential that could slow aging and fend off Alzheimer’s. The twist? You’ll find it in your salad, not your toolbox. 🥗⚡🧠

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