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Prostate Cancer Rates Are Rising: Time to Update Testing Recommendations
Prostate cancer rates are creeping back up, driven by late-stage diagnoses. Experts say it’s time to rethink PSA testing — before it’s too late.
Covid Vaccines & The Royals’ Cancer: At Least One Cardiologist May Not Know Much About Cancer
A British cardiologist suggested Covid vaccines caused royal cancers. Evidence? None. Funanc1al looks at bats, bushmeat, coups, and credibility instead.
Baxdrostat: A Potential Game Changer for Hypertension — And Yet Another Proof That Science Rocks!
Baxdrostat has doctors cheering — literally. The new aldosterone-blocking drug dropped blood pressure by 9–15 mm Hg in clinical trials, offering fresh hope against the silent killer of hypertension.
Anger, Stress & The Brain-Heart Tango: Why Your Marriage Might Kill You Faster Than French Fries
Can stress really break your heart? 💔 Turns out, yes. Anger, hostility, anxiety — even weddings — all add to cardiovascular risk. We break down the science, the risks, and the surprisingly funny ways to protect your arteries.
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).
Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks
Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.
Body's Aging Accelerates at 50: Happy Half-Century Day!
🚨 Breaking: Your body hits the gas pedal on aging at 50! Scientists discovered that tissue and organ aging accelerates in midlife — especially in your veins. From proteomic clocks to lifestyle hacks and AI jokes, we break it down so you don’t break down.