Covid Retreats and U.S. Death Rate Drops 4% in 2024
The U.S. death rate dropped by nearly 4% in 2024 as COVID fell out of the top 10 causes of death for the first time in four years. Fewer funerals, more salads.
Prostate Cancer Rates Are Rising: Time to Update Testing Recommendations
Prostate cancer rates are creeping back up, driven by late-stage diagnoses. Experts say it’s time to rethink PSA testing — before it’s too late.
Covid Vaccines & The Royals’ Cancer: At Least One Cardiologist May Not Know Much About Cancer
A British cardiologist suggested Covid vaccines caused royal cancers. Evidence? None. Funanc1al looks at bats, bushmeat, coups, and credibility instead.
Hearing Aids Help Fight Dementia — Listen Up!
Wearing hearing aids before 70 cuts dementia risk by more than half. Early action not only saves memory but also saves money — from $1 trillion global costs to billions in U.S. care. 👂🧠💸
Can You Fix a Split Mind with Duct Tape? Schizophrenia Explained
Schizophrenia isn’t “split personality” — it’s a complex brain disorder with hallucinations, delusions, and stigma attached. It costs society $173B a year but what it really needs is compassion, not myths. Here’s the fun, funny, and fact-packed breakdown.
Baxdrostat: A Potential Game Changer for Hypertension — And Yet Another Proof That Science Rocks!
Baxdrostat has doctors cheering — literally. The new aldosterone-blocking drug dropped blood pressure by 9–15 mm Hg in clinical trials, offering fresh hope against the silent killer of hypertension.
Intermittent Fasting: New Study Suggests Not-So-Intermittent Heart Risks
Intermittent fasting promises lean bodies and longer lives—but a new large-scale study suggests it could raise your risk of cardiovascular death by 135%. Here’s the fun, funny, and smarter way to think about fasting.
Become the CEO of Your Health: Smart Patient Strategies That Save Lives (and Money)
Want to hack your health care? Don’t wait until you’re in a hospital gown. From learning biology basics to managing insurance fine print, here’s how to become your own health CEO — smart, proactive, and maybe even funny while you’re at it. 🧠💊💪
Anger, Stress & The Brain-Heart Tango: Why Your Marriage Might Kill You Faster Than French Fries
Can stress really break your heart? 💔 Turns out, yes. Anger, hostility, anxiety — even weddings — all add to cardiovascular risk. We break down the science, the risks, and the surprisingly funny ways to protect your arteries.
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).