Indoor Tanning: You May Get the Bronze But Still Lose… To Melanoma
You may get the bronze — but your DNA gets the bill. 🧬
A new Science Advances study shows how indoor tanning quietly loads normal skin with melanoma-linked mutations. Here’s what the science says, how to spot melanoma early (ABCDEs), and why nature beats tanning beds every time.
Same Genes, Different Minds: What Psychiatry Is Finally Figuring Out
A massive new study shows many psychiatric disorders share genetic roots — including bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The twist? Genes load the gun, but life still pulls the trigger.
Young Adults Eat Out but Pass the Bar
Young adults are eating out — but passing the bar. As alcohol consumption hits a 90-year low, health wins big while booze and restaurant margins feel the hangover. Not everyone’s thrilled… but bodies are.
Moai, Gaman, and Shinrin-yoku: Japanese Pillars for Your Health
Moai for friendship, Gaman for resilience, and Shinrin-yoku for forest-powered calm — Japan’s iconic wellness trio offers timeless guidance for a healthier, happier life. Here's how to bring these ancient pillars into your modern routine… with a FUNanc1al twist.
World’s Best Hospitals 2025: But… We May Need a Second Opinion!
No one wants to be sick — but if you are, it helps to know where the world’s best care lives. A fun, global tour of the Top 35 hospitals of 2025, with insight, history, and a needed second opinion.
Don’t Read This on a Smartphone If You’re Under 12?
A large NIH-backed study suggests kids who get smartphones before age 12 may face higher risks of depression, obesity, and poor sleep. FUNanc1al breaks it down—seriously, but with jokes.
Treating Sleep Apnea Early May Breathe New Life Into Your Odds of Avoiding Parkinson’s Disease
Sleep apnea may increase the risk of Parkinson’s disease — but early treatment could dramatically change the outcome. A hopeful, science-backed look at why breathing at night matters for the brain.
More Muscle, Less Belly = Younger Brain. Yes, Really.
New MRI research shows that building muscle and reducing hidden belly fat can make your brain biologically younger. Strength matters, balance matters, dancing matters — and Ozempic might not be the hero on every front. Here’s how to keep your body (and brain) aging in reverse. 🧠💪💃
LVMH’s Push Into Holistic Wellness Makes Sense: It's Tough To Sell To The Dead.
LVMH is taking a stylish leap into holistic wellness with a strategic investment in WTHN, the modern TCM brand redefining acupuncture and self-care for luxury consumers. In the post-pandemic era of health-as-status, this move signals the next evolution of the luxury experience — longevity, balance, glow, and maybe fewer stress wrinkles.
Thunderstorms Can Trigger Asthma Attacks: It’s Not a Joke Even If It’s Breathtaking!
Thunderstorms aren’t just loud — they can make your lungs loud too. New research shows asthma attacks surge during storms. Here’s why the sky is suddenly your lung’s least favorite drama queen. 🌩️🫁