Health & Wellness
Tag: Funanc1al Satire
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).
Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks
Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.