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Laptop running AI models projects a digital cell over a petri dish, with genomics/proteomics icons feeding the simulation—symbolizing “model first, mouse later.”

U.S. Computational Biology: More Simulations, Less Culture, Will Boost Drug Discovery & Leave Animal Testing… Stranded

Computational biology is moving discovery from culture to compute. With AI models, multi-omics, and cloud HPC, the U.S. market is forecast to grow from ~$3.5B (2025) to ~$9.5B (2034). Expect faster target ID, better trial design, fewer animal tests—and more drugs reaching patients sooner.

 

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DNA helix curling into a spoon over a cup of plain yogurt, with icons for movement, social life, and heart health—symbolizing genes + lifestyle for longevity.

Supercentenarians: Two Examples, Genes, Lifestyle, and the Mission-Criticality of Eating… Yogurt

From Maria (117) to Jeanne (122), extreme age is a team sport: genes, daily habits, social ties, low inflammation, and a spoon of plain yogurt. Fun + smart and science-aware.

 

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Do Yourself A Favor: Get Out and Smell the Breeze. Plus, It Can Boost Your Sense of Humor!

Forget miracle pills — turns out, the cure for stress, low energy, and bad moods might just be a stroll in the park. From better health and sharper thinking to a funnier outlook on life, nature delivers. Literally.

 

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A vibrant digital illustration blending DNA strands with running figures, cityscapes, and green landscapes — symbolizing how lifestyle, environment, and willpower shape health and longevity more than genetics.

Genes Are GenUinely Secondary; GenUflect Only To The Power of Your Will

Genes may whisper, but lifestyle shouts. 🧬 A groundbreaking Oxford study proves your longevity is driven more by your habits, environment, and stress levels than by DNA. From sleep and income to cigarettes and love, your choices are rewriting your biological clock — one salad (or donut) at a time.

 

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Breast Cancer Five-Year Survival Rate Jumps to 90%

🎀 Breast cancer five-year survival rates soared from 75% to 90% in 40 years thanks to awareness, screening, and smarter treatments. A success story with pink ribbons, memes, and serious disparities still to tackle.

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Can't You See That New Eye Drops May Now Sharpen Aging Eyes in Just One Hour and Help Kill Presbyopia?

Presbyopia affects 80% of people over 40—but now, new eye drops promise to restore near vision in just one hour. Here’s what the science says (and a little humor too).

 

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Playful digital illustration of an older adult balancing on a tightrope with a cane in one hand and dumbbell in the other, symbolizing fall prevention and the fight against rising fall-related deaths.

One Thing That’s Not Falling: The Number of Falls — And That’s a Downer!

Falls are up, and not in a fun way. Here’s why — aging, meds, frailty — and how to fight back with balance, strong bones, and a few laughs along the way.

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Playful illustration of a worried man in a hospital gown holding a PSA test report, while a cartoon prostate sneaks into the background holding a stopwatch.

Prostate Cancer Rates Are Rising: Time to Update Testing Recommendations

Prostate cancer rates are creeping back up, driven by late-stage diagnoses. Experts say it’s time to rethink PSA testing — before it’s too late.

 

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Playful illustration of a bat in a crown holding a vaccine syringe, symbolizing satire on Covid, cancer, and cardiologist claims.

Covid Vaccines & The Royals’ Cancer: At Least One Cardiologist May Not Know Much About Cancer

A British cardiologist suggested Covid vaccines caused royal cancers. Evidence? None. Funanc1al looks at bats, bushmeat, coups, and credibility instead.

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Cartoon-style brain split in half like a cracked egg, with hallucinations (voices, eyes, monsters) flying out one side and supportive hands, therapy icons, and medication pills floating on the other. Symbolizes schizophrenia’s challenges and hope.

Can You Fix a Split Mind with Duct Tape? Schizophrenia Explained

Schizophrenia isn’t “split personality” — it’s a complex brain disorder with hallucinations, delusions, and stigma attached. It costs society $173B a year but what it really needs is compassion, not myths. Here’s the fun, funny, and fact-packed breakdown.

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