Health & Wellness
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Covid Retreats and U.S. Death Rate Drops 4% in 2024
The U.S. death rate dropped by nearly 4% in 2024 as COVID fell out of the top 10 causes of death for the first time in four years. Fewer funerals, more salads.
Covid Vaccines & The Royals’ Cancer: At Least One Cardiologist May Not Know Much About Cancer
A British cardiologist suggested Covid vaccines caused royal cancers. Evidence? None. Funanc1al looks at bats, bushmeat, coups, and credibility instead.
Hearing Aids Help Fight Dementia — Listen Up!
Wearing hearing aids before 70 cuts dementia risk by more than half. Early action not only saves memory but also saves money — from $1 trillion global costs to billions in U.S. care. 👂🧠💸
Baxdrostat: A Potential Game Changer for Hypertension — And Yet Another Proof That Science Rocks!
Baxdrostat has doctors cheering — literally. The new aldosterone-blocking drug dropped blood pressure by 9–15 mm Hg in clinical trials, offering fresh hope against the silent killer of hypertension.
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).
Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks
Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.
Urinate Local, But Bladder Troubles Search in Continents
From storing pee to surviving cancer, the bladder does it all—quietly. We decode its functions, risks, and treatments with humor and heart.
Be Mindful That Mindfulness Boosts Memory
Can paying attention help you remember where you put your keys? Harvard says yes. Mindfulness is a free, science-backed memory booster you can do while breathing (which, we assume, you’re already doing). 🧘♀️💡
Stop Stressing About Stress: A Joyful Survival Guide for the Overwhelmed Human (and Their Workplace)
Stressed? Overwhelmed? Burned out by burnout? Don’t worry—we’ve got your back (and probably your shoulders too). Here’s how to breathe easier, laugh louder, and stress a whole lot less—at home and at work. Bonus: Even your boss might thank you.
Rethinking Health for Maximizing Success, Fortune, Longevity & Happiness
Not doctors, just humans trying to outlive the chaos—with better sleep, stronger minds, smarter diets, and fewer road rage regrets. Health isn’t a destination. It’s a strategy.