Health & Wellness
Tag: #FUNanc1al
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).
Drinking From a Plastic Water Bottle Left in a Hot Car: Safe-ish, But Still Sucks
Drinking from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car won’t kill you — but it may disgust you. From bacteria buffets to rainwater rescues, here’s the funny (and slightly gross) truth.
Urinate Local, But Bladder Troubles Search in Continents
From storing pee to surviving cancer, the bladder does it all—quietly. We decode its functions, risks, and treatments with humor and heart.
Be Mindful That Mindfulness Boosts Memory
Can paying attention help you remember where you put your keys? Harvard says yes. Mindfulness is a free, science-backed memory booster you can do while breathing (which, we assume, you’re already doing). 🧘♀️💡
Stop Stressing About Stress: A Joyful Survival Guide for the Overwhelmed Human (and Their Workplace)
Stressed? Overwhelmed? Burned out by burnout? Don’t worry—we’ve got your back (and probably your shoulders too). Here’s how to breathe easier, laugh louder, and stress a whole lot less—at home and at work. Bonus: Even your boss might thank you.
Rethinking Health for Maximizing Success, Fortune, Longevity & Happiness
Not doctors, just humans trying to outlive the chaos—with better sleep, stronger minds, smarter diets, and fewer road rage regrets. Health isn’t a destination. It’s a strategy.
Are You Happy Right Now?
Feeling off? Let’s talk about the real secret to happiness—not fame, not fortune, but fitness (of mind and body). Learn why mental and physical health are the ultimate building blocks of lasting joy—and how to strengthen both.
If Your Kidney’s Not Kidding, Don’t Joke About Prevention
Your kidneys may be quiet, but when they fail, they fail loud. This laugh-and-learn guide breaks down chronic kidney disease (CKD) prevention, risk factors, and the wallet-crushing cost of ignoring it. Test early, eat smart, and give your kidneys the love they deserve.
Why Abs Are Abs-olutely Critical (and So Is Everything Around Them!)
Abs aren’t just for flexing—they’re for functioning. From stabilizing your spine to saving your wallet from back-pain bills, your core is the real MVP. Learn why training your entire core (not just crunching your way to nowhere) matters more than ever.
It's Tough to Survive When You're Already Dead: Pancreatic Cancer ☠️ Except You Must!
Pancreatic cancer is one of the deadliest diagnoses around — but even here, there's space for stubborn survival, top-tier care, and a little gallows humor. We say: learn, laugh (a little), and fight smart. 💀🧠💪