Stylized illustration showing a young child sleeping peacefully as a smartphone fades into the background, symbolizing research linking early smartphone ownership to sleep, mental health, and obesity risks.

Don’t Read This on a Smartphone If You’re Under 12?

A large NIH-backed study suggests kids who get smartphones before age 12 may face higher risks of depression, obesity, and poor sleep. FUNanc1al breaks it down—seriously, but with jokes.

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A cartoon brain holding a protest sign that says “No More Migraines!” while surrounded by lightning bolts, pill bottles, water bottles, and yoga mats.

Migraines Are a Headache — Time to Return Them All!

Migraines are more than a headache—they’re brain bullies. With 15+ attacks a month, chronic migraine is no joke. Here's how to spot the symptoms, dodge the triggers, and fight back like a (Botox-enhanced) warrior. 💉⚡🧘♀️

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