(Seriously. Or… at least read it with a grain of calcium.) 📵👶

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As of December 2025

📱 Smartphones are miracles.
They connect us, educate us, entertain us, distract us, exhaust us, and — according to new research — may not be doing kids under 12 any favors.

A major new study published in Pediatrics delivers a sobering message wrapped in peer-reviewed seriousness: owning a smartphone by age 12 or earlier is associated with higher risks of depression, obesity, and insufficient sleep.

Yes, even before TikTok dances become ironic.

🧠 The Study (a.k.a. “This Is Not Just Vibes”)

Researchers from:

• Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia

• UC Berkeley

• Columbia University

analyzed data from 10,588 U.S. adolescents participating in the NIH-funded Adolescent Brain Cognitive Development (ABCD) Study — the largest long-term brain development study in the U.S.

📊 Key findings:

• 63.6% of kids owned a smartphone

• Median age of first smartphone: 11 years old

Kids who owned smartphones by age 12 had:

• 😞 31% higher odds of depression

• ⚖️ 40% higher odds of obesity

• 😴 62% higher odds of insufficient sleep

And here’s the kicker:
👉 The younger the child when they got their first smartphone, the worse the outcomes.

📴 “We Didn’t Even Look at What They Were Doing on the Phone”

That’s not a joke — that’s a quote.

Lead author Dr. Ran Barzilay, a child psychiatrist at CHOP, made something very clear:

“We didn’t even look at the apps. We asked whether simply having a smartphone at that age was associated with health outcomes.”

Translation:
📱 The existence of the phone mattered — not Instagram, not games, not group chats.

Ownership alone was enough.

🛌 Sleep: The Silent Casualty

Kids with smartphones:

• Slept less

• Slept worse

• Were more likely to wake up unrested

Younger smartphone acquisition increased the odds of poor sleep year by year.

This matters because:

• Kids grow while they sleep

• Brains wire themselves during sleep

• Mood, attention, and metabolism all depend on sleep

And yes, this tracks: many kids download an app—but not a nap.

Don't Sleep on These Rules—Or Even Your Sleep Will Take a Siesta!

🧠 Mental Health: A Compounding Risk

The study also tracked kids who didn’t have smartphones at 12 — but got one at 13.

One year later, those kids were:

• 57% more likely to report clinical-level mental health issues

• 50% more likely to report insufficient sleep

Even after controlling for prior mental health.

So no, this isn’t just “kids who were already struggling.”

🧑👩👧 But Smartphones Aren’t the Devil (Relax)

The researchers were careful — and so are we.

Smartphones can:
✅ Help kids stay connected
✅ Improve safety for some families
✅ Support learning and coordination

The takeaway is not “ban phones forever.”
It’s timing, boundaries, and intention.

Or said differently:
📅 Just because you can give a phone doesn’t mean you should. Yet.

📵 Experts Are Ringing the Alarm (On Silent Mode)

This study adds to a growing chorus:

• Former U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy recommends:

  • Tech-free zones

  • Encouraging in-person friendships (because people exist!)

• Several U.S. states are:

  • Banning phones in classrooms

• Pew Research finds:

  • 95% of teens (13–17) own smartphones

  • Nearly 30% of kids aged 8–10 do too

  • Even children under 5 now sometimes do

Which raises an obvious question…

🤔 At What Point Did Toddlerhood Become Wi-Fi Compatible?

Our slightly unserious (but serious) take:

1️⃣ Probably not a great idea to give a baby a smartphone
2️⃣ Babies may read FUNanc1al — just not on a smartphone
3️⃣ Same for kids
4️⃣ Adults may read FUNanc1al anywhere
5️⃣ Adults may read other content with baby authorization
6️⃣ Probably best for no one to take phones to the bathroom
7️⃣ Sometimes, let’s just live
8️⃣ Kids lose sleep over smartphones — they may download an app but no nap
9️⃣ Always monitor content… and battery
🔟 Smartphones not recommended for kids under 12 unless the phone is about to die (⚠️ crime battery)

✅ Quick Take / TL;DR

• 📱 Smartphone ownership by age 12 is associated with:

  • Depression

  • Obesity

  • Poor sleep

• 🧠 Younger age = higher risk

• 🛑 Effects appear even without analyzing usage

• ✅ Smartphones aren’t evil — but early ownership isn’t neutral

• 👨👩👧 Delaying, limiting, and supervising matters

❓ FAQ

Is this study causal?
No — it’s observational. But it’s large, rigorous, and adjusted for many confounders.

Is screen time the main issue?
Surprisingly, ownership alone mattered — not detailed usage.

Should phones be banned?
No. Thoughtfulness beats prohibition.

What’s the best age?
The data suggests: later is safer.

Does this apply to adults?
Only in bathrooms. (Kidding… mostly.)

🔗 External Links (Just In Case)

• 🧠 The study itself (serious science, no memes):
  “For parents who enjoy peer-reviewed reading more than app reviews, here’s the full Pediatrics study from the American Academy of Pediatrics.”
  👉 https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/doi/10.1542/peds.2025-072941

• 🚽 On phones and bathrooms (because yes):
  “If you need one more reason not to doomscroll on the toilet, FUNanc1al already covered that too.”
  👉 https://funanc1al.com/blogs/health-wellness/throne-scrolling-when-doomscrolling-becomes-doom-strolling-for-your-hemorrhoids

Final Thought 🧘♂️

Technology isn’t the enemy.
Timing is.

And sometimes, the smartest move is to delay the upgrade — in life, not just phones.

🧾⚠️📢 FUN(NY) Disclosure/Disclaimer 🧾⚠️📢

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