Health & Wellness
Tag: Funanc1al Humor
5-Year Survival Rates for Cancer Are Rising: Let’s Keep It Up!
For the first time ever, 7 in 10 people now survive at least five years after a cancer diagnosis. This is a huge win — and progress worth protecting. 🎗️
Her, She, But You Better Nutella: The Health Benefits of Dark Chocolate
Dark chocolate isn’t just a guilty pleasure — it’s packed with antioxidants, minerals, and surprising health perks. Eat smart, laugh harder, and go dark. 🍫
Your Bones Are Listening to Your Brain (And They’re Nervous)
A massive genetic study reveals that brain and bone health share more DNA than we thought. The lesson isn’t about disease — it’s about how hidden risks compound quietly until stress exposes them.
Acute Myeloid Leukemia: You May Not Feel Sick, But You Are
You can feel healthy while AML quietly takes over your bone marrow. A clear, human, and lightly funny guide to a very serious blood cancer.
Indoor Tanning: You May Get the Bronze But Still Lose… To Melanoma
You may get the bronze — but your DNA gets the bill. 🧬
A new Science Advances study shows how indoor tanning quietly loads normal skin with melanoma-linked mutations. Here’s what the science says, how to spot melanoma early (ABCDEs), and why nature beats tanning beds every time.
Same Genes, Different Minds: What Psychiatry Is Finally Figuring Out
A massive new study shows many psychiatric disorders share genetic roots — including bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The twist? Genes load the gun, but life still pulls the trigger.
Young Adults Eat Out but Pass the Bar
Young adults are eating out — but passing the bar. As alcohol consumption hits a 90-year low, health wins big while booze and restaurant margins feel the hangover. Not everyone’s thrilled… but bodies are.
Moai, Gaman, and Shinrin-yoku: Japanese Pillars for Your Health
Moai for friendship, Gaman for resilience, and Shinrin-yoku for forest-powered calm — Japan’s iconic wellness trio offers timeless guidance for a healthier, happier life. Here's how to bring these ancient pillars into your modern routine… with a FUNanc1al twist.
World’s Best Hospitals 2025: But… We May Need a Second Opinion!
No one wants to be sick — but if you are, it helps to know where the world’s best care lives. A fun, global tour of the Top 35 hospitals of 2025, with insight, history, and a needed second opinion.
Don’t Read This on a Smartphone If You’re Under 12?
A large NIH-backed study suggests kids who get smartphones before age 12 may face higher risks of depression, obesity, and poor sleep. FUNanc1al breaks it down—seriously, but with jokes.