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Don’t Read This on a Smartphone If You’re Under 12?
A large NIH-backed study suggests kids who get smartphones before age 12 may face higher risks of depression, obesity, and poor sleep. FUNanc1al breaks it down—seriously, but with jokes.
Treating Sleep Apnea Early May Breathe New Life Into Your Odds of Avoiding Parkinson’s Disease
Sleep apnea may increase the risk of Parkinson’s disease — but early treatment could dramatically change the outcome. A hopeful, science-backed look at why breathing at night matters for the brain.
Asserting Flexibility Boosts Longevity May Not Be a Stretch!
Flexibility isn’t just for yoga influencers or people who can still touch their toes. A 13-year study reveals that greater range of motion is linked to lower mortality — especially for women. From spinal twists to stress relief, discover how bending daily might keep you from breaking down later. 🧘♂️✨
Listening to Music After 70 May Cut Dementia Risk by 40%, Playing by 35%, And Doing Both By Even More. 🎶 Sing Along If You Must.
A large study of adults 70+ found that regularly listening to music was linked to about a 39% lower risk of dementia, while playing an instrument was tied to about 35% lower risk—and doing both looked even better. It’s accessible, enjoyable, and scalable. Start with 15 minutes a day and a few weekly play sessions.
Tattoos Aren't Cheap, But They Help Fight Skin Cancer. Remove At Your Own Risk – And Cost
Tattoos aren’t just art — they may lower melanoma risk with multiple sessions. But removal is pricey, and sunscreen is still your best friend.
Breast Cancer Five-Year Survival Rate Jumps to 90%
🎀 Breast cancer five-year survival rates soared from 75% to 90% in 40 years thanks to awareness, screening, and smarter treatments. A success story with pink ribbons, memes, and serious disparities still to tackle.
Can't You See That New Eye Drops May Now Sharpen Aging Eyes in Just One Hour and Help Kill Presbyopia?
Presbyopia affects 80% of people over 40—but now, new eye drops promise to restore near vision in just one hour. Here’s what the science says (and a little humor too).
Can You Fix a Split Mind with Duct Tape? Schizophrenia Explained
Schizophrenia isn’t “split personality” — it’s a complex brain disorder with hallucinations, delusions, and stigma attached. It costs society $173B a year but what it really needs is compassion, not myths. Here’s the fun, funny, and fact-packed breakdown.
Anger, Stress & The Brain-Heart Tango: Why Your Marriage Might Kill You Faster Than French Fries
Can stress really break your heart? 💔 Turns out, yes. Anger, hostility, anxiety — even weddings — all add to cardiovascular risk. We break down the science, the risks, and the surprisingly funny ways to protect your arteries.
Microplastics: Microscopic But Macro-Harmful (And They’re Freakin’ Everywhere)
Microplastics are microscopic but macro-harmful — linked to dementia, heart risks, and inflammation. From tea bags to Teflon, straws to seafood, they’re hiding everywhere. Here’s how to dodge them (with humor intact).