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Tag: Funanc1al Satire
Don’t Be a Writer. Be Literally Anything Else.
So, you want to be a writer? Before you dive into a life of self-doubt, rejection, and caffeine-fueled despair, read this brutally honest (and painfully funny) list of 51 reasons to do absolutely anything else instead. Warning: it may hit a little too close to the bone. 📝💀
The President’s Vision for a New Golden Age of American Travel Has Legs (and Shoes): DHS to End ‘Shoes-Off’ Policy
The TSA just gave your feet a freedom pass: shoes-on is now official! Secretary Noem calls it part of the President’s vision for a new Golden Age of American travel. From Harry Potter wands to lobsters, here’s the hilarious full list of what’s allowed (and not) through security.
June 2025: Europe Bakes, Eiffel Shuts Down, But Relax—It’s Not the End of the World Yet!
Europe sizzles, tourists sweat, and the Eiffel Tower says au revoir—but is it the end of the world or just another scorcher? Discover record heat, shutdowns, and survival tips (including borrowing ice from zoo bears 🐻).
Created AI? Congrats… Now Get L-AI-d Off!
From coding jobs to cashiers, AI is marching in — and no one's job is safe, not even the ones that made AI possible. So... build AI, then get replaced by it? Oh, the irony.
Today Is Nearly the End of the World — Not.
Plane crashes, geopolitical mayhem, floods, and... David Beckham gets knighted? 🌍🚨 We connect the dots (or at least poke them) in this satirical look at the world as it maybe-nearly-ends. 🎭💣