The President’s Vision for a New Golden Age of American Travel Has Legs (and Shoes): DHS to End ‘Shoes-Off’ Policy
The TSA just gave your feet a freedom pass: shoes-on is now official! Secretary Noem calls it part of the President’s vision for a new Golden Age of American travel. From Harry Potter wands to lobsters, here’s the hilarious full list of what’s allowed (and not) through security.
June 2025: Europe Bakes, Eiffel Shuts Down, But Relax—It’s Not the End of the World Yet!
Europe sizzles, tourists sweat, and the Eiffel Tower says au revoir—but is it the end of the world or just another scorcher? Discover record heat, shutdowns, and survival tips (including borrowing ice from zoo bears 🐻).
Beautiful France: When Getting a Shot at a Music Festival Earns a Widely Different Meaning!
Festival-goers in France danced, cried, and... got stabbed with syringes? What began as a musical free-for-all devolved into a public safety nightmare. From bizarre costumes to real-life crime, this is one street party you won't forget.
Created AI? Congrats… Now Get L-AI-d Off!
From coding jobs to cashiers, AI is marching in — and no one's job is safe, not even the ones that made AI possible. So... build AI, then get replaced by it? Oh, the irony.
Moving (or Not Moving) to Copenhagen: That Is the Question
As the U.S. sweats through 96°F heatwaves and subway breakdowns, Copenhagen quietly claims the crown as 2025’s most livable city. With royal palaces, smørrebrød, modern art, and temps that won’t fry your face, the Danish capital might just be calling. Or at least teasing.
Today Is Nearly the End of the World — Not.
Plane crashes, geopolitical mayhem, floods, and... David Beckham gets knighted? 🌍🚨 We connect the dots (or at least poke them) in this satirical look at the world as it maybe-nearly-ends. 🎭💣
Can We Taxpayers All Get a Military Parade?
When Trump held a $50 million military parade on his birthday (oops, we mean the Army’s), taxpayers picked up the tab. But what if we all got to decide? Parade or pay cut? Candy cannon or cannon cannon? Welcome to democracy, Funanc1al-style.
So There Was a Miracle in Seat 11A: Should You Book It Just in Case?
After a deadly plane crash in Ahmedabad, one man — seated in 11A — walked away. Is there really a "safe seat" on a plane? Or was it just luck and a seatbelt?
Stock Opinions: Take Stock—But Don’t Run the Clock!
Everyone thought Palantir was overpriced. Then it pulled a Netflix-Tesla-Amazon combo and skyrocketed. Here's why stock opinions matter—just not too much—and how to take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a martini).
From AI to fr-AI-nd to w-AI-fe: h-AI-llo World!
As AI evolves from code to companion, it’s becoming therapist, best friend—and maybe next in line after your spouse. But behind the soft words and emotional fluency hides a harder edge: pollution, power-hunger, and existential questions. From fr-AI-ndship to w-AI-fehood, is this the future we ordered?