Preparing for the Next Bear? Let’s Build a Portfolio That Doesn’t Just Hibernate
Markets are overheated, the Shiller PE is sky-high, and the bear may already be on its way. Here’s how we’re prepping—with gold, biotech, and battered brands that might just bite back. Fun? Always. Foolish? Hopefully not. 🧠📈🐻
Created AI? Congrats… Now Get L-AI-d Off!
From coding jobs to cashiers, AI is marching in — and no one's job is safe, not even the ones that made AI possible. So... build AI, then get replaced by it? Oh, the irony.
Moving (or Not Moving) to Copenhagen: That Is the Question
As the U.S. sweats through 96°F heatwaves and subway breakdowns, Copenhagen quietly claims the crown as 2025’s most livable city. With royal palaces, smørrebrød, modern art, and temps that won’t fry your face, the Danish capital might just be calling. Or at least teasing.
Today Is Nearly the End of the World — Not.
Plane crashes, geopolitical mayhem, floods, and... David Beckham gets knighted? 🌍🚨 We connect the dots (or at least poke them) in this satirical look at the world as it maybe-nearly-ends. 🎭💣
So There Was a Miracle in Seat 11A: Should You Book It Just in Case?
After a deadly plane crash in Ahmedabad, one man — seated in 11A — walked away. Is there really a "safe seat" on a plane? Or was it just luck and a seatbelt?
Stock Opinions: Take Stock—But Don’t Run the Clock!
Everyone thought Palantir was overpriced. Then it pulled a Netflix-Tesla-Amazon combo and skyrocketed. Here's why stock opinions matter—just not too much—and how to take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a martini).
From AI to fr-AI-nd to w-AI-fe: h-AI-llo World!
As AI evolves from code to companion, it’s becoming therapist, best friend—and maybe next in line after your spouse. But behind the soft words and emotional fluency hides a harder edge: pollution, power-hunger, and existential questions. From fr-AI-ndship to w-AI-fehood, is this the future we ordered?