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A cartoon-style food fight outside the U.S. Capitol—broccoli and an FDA official vs. a smug pizza slice and a cereal mascot tossing sugar bombs. In the middle, a confused voter holding a “???” nutrition label.

The U.S. vs Junk: A Fight Worth Watching

What do SpaceX, ketchup packets, and federal regulations have in common? They’re all players in America’s wildest food fight. From labeling lies to lobbying legends, the battle over what’s in your lunch is anything but bland.

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Cartoon of a person holding a Ferrari key while standing next to a red race car, holding a gold bar with a Bitcoin symbol above, and an inflated ego bubble floating above them, symbolizing ego-driven spending.

Inflation and Ego: When Spending to Impress Becomes a Trend 📈💸

Why do we buy luxury goods in an inflationary economy? It’s not just about value—it’s about ego. From Ferraris to gold bars, explore the psychology of conspicuous consumption and how it impacts your investment decisions.

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Tags: Alternative Investments, Conspicuous Consumption, Ego and Money, Ego and Spending, Ferrari Investment, Gold vs. Bitcoin, Inflation, inflation hedge, Luxury Goods, Personal Finance, Psychology of Money
A surreal and humorous illustration of an airplane mid-flight. When an aircraft manufacturer pivots from selling planes to selling thrills, turbulence is guaranteed.

We Will Sell Airplanes, Satellites, and Mid-Flight Plunges

Buckle up—literally! In this "definitely fictitious" announcement, a nearly nondescript aircraft manufacturer introduces a thrilling new lineup of mid-flight plunges, exotic safety episodes, and unexpected flight control jams (because why not?). From congressional hearings to production setbacks, the company is bracing for turbulence—but rest assured, safety remains a priority (kind of). If you're looking for a once-in-a-lifetime flying experience, well… you just might get one. Oh, and the train is on time.

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Tags: Airline Industry, Atmospheric Chaos, Aviation, Corporate Humor, Corporate Transparency, Dark Humor, Engineering Mishaps, Federal Investigations, Flight Diversification, Flight Safety, Mid-Flight Incidents, Public Relations Disaster, Safety Concerns, Satire, Stock Market Reactions, Thrill Rides