Subtitle: Beaming up couture since 2025. 👽✨

Paris ran on stardust this season. Sure, the great houses delivered the expected elegance—Chanel’s cosmic stagecraft, Louis Vuitton’s Louvre magic, Schiaparelli’s surreal sparkle, and Rick Owens’ sculptural drama all came through. But the shows that hijacked my imagination? The gleefully extraterrestrial, the aesthetically unruly, the “are we in a fashion show or a sci-fi opera?” crowd. Thom Browne’s alien invasion, Duran Lantink’s subversive debut at Jean Paul Gaultier, and Courrèges’ solar-powered minimalism took me to orbit and back—no reentry turbulence detected.

If you want a “play-by-play as it happened,” Wallpaper*’s running diary neatly captures the seismic shuffle of creative directors and debuts that made S/S 2026 feel like a rebooted season pilot. It’s a handy companion read while you sip something sparkling.

The Big Ones (A Quick Tour)

• Chanel 🌌
  Guests walked into a galaxy. Planets hung overhead, the runway shimmered like the Milky Way, and the clothes danced between classic tweeds and future-tense flourishes. If “modernity and freedom” were the guiding stars, the styling was the comet tail.

• Louis Vuitton 🏛️✨
  The brand turned lesser-visited Louvre rooms into a cinematic runway, spotlighting opulent textures and sharp tailoring. It felt like time travel: Renaissance bones, 21st-century lightning.

• Schiaparelli 🪄
  Surrealist to the core—jewelry that winks, silhouettes that flirt with sculpture, and that everything-is-a-conversation-piece energy. You don’t wear Schiaparelli; you orbit it.

• Rick Owens 🗿⚡
  Monumental volumes, extraterrestrial silhouettes, and a color story that looked pulled from a moonlit desert. Owens keeps reinventing gravity.

And Then the Aliens Landed

• Thom Browne 👽📡
  A spectacle with silver visitors handing out “We come in peace” cards, rocket-fuel camp, and meticulous tailoring cranked to 11. Browne’s show fused classic Americana with otherworldly humor—the kind of runway where a pointy toe looks like a landing craft. For a front-row vibe check, watch this quick runway reel (Instagram)—you’ll catch the alien accoutrements in motion—then dive into Vogue’s write-up for some of the craft-and-theater context. Vogue

• Jean Paul Gaultier by Duran Lantink 🌀
  Lantink pillaged the wardrobe archetype (in the best way): conical bras inflated to sculpture, trompe-l’œil prints, and bodies rendered as optical illusions. It was cheeky, brainy, and gloriously Gaultier to the marrow—updated for the meme age.

• Courrèges by Nicolas di Felice ☀️🛰️
  Sun-dialed minimalism: visor hats, sleek lines, heat-wave gradients, and space-age poise. AP’s notes on Courrèges’ solar theme and futuristic restraint nail the vibe—1960s rocket fuel with 2026 handling. AP News+1

• Junya Watanabe 🎭
  Theatre meets tailoring: heels turned to epaulettes, shirts into architecture, and noir creatures stitched from wire and jersey. Less wardrobe, more wearable set piece—glorious.

• Maison Margiela 🧵🩹
  Deconstructed glamour with a gothic whisper: tuxedo shards, leather evening columns, and sly illusions. You don’t just see Margiela; you decode it.

• Valentino → Balenciaga (Pierpaolo Piccioli) ❤️🔥
  A designer known for heart-on-sleeve color poetry pivoted to a new stage—an emotional handover with immaculate cut. Title appropriately on the nose: “Heartbeat.”

• Loewe, Hermès, Alaïa, Dries, Rabanne 🌿
  The “masters at work” contingent: savor the fabrics, the ergonomics, the quiet thunder.

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The Streetwear Side Quest

For streetwear, I’m staying loyal to Marsanne Brands—but after all those alien transmissions from the runway, don’t be shocked if we add antennas to a hoodie. (Kidding. Maybe. 👀)

Quick Hits I Loved

• Best use of a visor since NASA: Courrèges

• Best extraterrestrial romance: Thom Browne

• Best optical illusions: Gaultier x Lantink

• Best lunar monument: Rick Owens

• Best “museum as catwalk” moment: Louis Vuitton at the Louvre

Two Handy Reads

• A brisk “as-it-happened” recap of Paris standouts: Wallpaper*’s roundup.

• A flavor of the Thom Browne spectacle’s vibe and craftsmanship via Vogue. Vogue

FAQ 🧵

Q: Was Paris Fashion Week 2025 really that theatrical?
A: Absolutely. With creative-director shake-ups and houses leaning into narrative staging, this season felt like prestige television—weekly cliffhangers, couture finales.

Q: Which show was most “wearable”?
A: Loewe/Hermès/Alaïa/Dries for quiet - or perhaps not so quiet - luxury; Courrèges for edited futurism; Chanel and Louis Vuitton for “take the universe to brunch.”

Q: Which show wins the “phone-melting” award?
A: Thom Browne, hands down. Alien glam + razor tailoring = Reels bait.

Q: I’m touring Paris—what should I see if I can only visit one fashion-related destination?
A: Start with the Louvre (you’ll absorb centuries of silhouette thinking in one afternoon) and peek at current fashion exhibits. Then walk the Marais for boutiques and archival treasure hunts. End at Galeries Lafayette, La Samaritaine, or Avenue Montaigne, three temples of Parisian lifestyle.  

Q: Is fashion really in a historic transition right now?
A: Yes. The S/S 2026 cycle marked a rare wave of creative-director turnovers—well over a dozen debuts across marquee houses—signaling a multi-year reset in aesthetics, merchandising, and brand storytelling. Paris alone saw headline “firsts,” including Matthieu Blazy’s debut at Chanel, a move long anticipated since his appointment was announced in December. Why it matters:

• Runway to retail: New creative leads often shift silhouettes, materials, and price architecture within 2–3 seasons. Expect fresher cuts, bolder capsules, and tighter edit points.

• Heritage vs. reinvention: Houses will selectively remix archives (logos, codes, era references) with contemporary tech and sustainability frameworks.

• Market ripple effects: Retail buy, resale premiums, and red-carpet placement recalibrate around the new vision—watch accessories and footwear for the fastest tells.

• Creative diaspora: Designer reshuffles cascade—stylists, atelier talent, and collab partners migrate, seeding new micro-scenes and sub-labels.

If you follow fashion as a business, this is a “bookmark the season” moment: expect the full impact to surface across lookbooks, stores, and pop culture over the next 12–24 months.

TL;DR 👛

Paris brought heat and starlight. The grand maisons stayed immaculate; the rule-breakers snatched the headlines. If the industry is resetting, it’s resetting with humor, craft, and a little bit of UFO logic. Fashion’s future is serious fun.

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