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🔬 Illumina (ILMN): Let’s Illuminate the Bull Case!

After losing nearly 80% of its value since 2021, Illumina (ILMN) may be ready for a glow-up. CEO Jacob Thaysen and CFO Ankur Dhingra just bought big, and institutional holders are still hanging on. What do they see—and should you see it too?

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🏰 KKR: Kingdom of Capital and... Real Estate, Biotech, Semiconductors, Grocery Stores, and Also Probably Your Mom’s Soup Recipe?

KKR isn’t just a firm—it’s a capital empire. And when several directors shell out millions of dollars for shares, you take notice. From fee-rich earnings to a stake in just about everything that breathes profit, here's why KKR might deserve a seat in your portfolio—and your heart. 💼❤️ Director Robert Scully just bought big into KKR—and he’s not alone. With $664B in assets under management and a deal machine that never sleeps, KKR might just be the king of kings in capital. Here's our fun (and slightly ridiculous) take on whether it deserves a spot in your portfolio.

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