Cartoon bear in a business suit holding a Shiller PE sign while investors float on gold, biotech, and lobster icons in a life raft marked 'Bear Market Strategy.'

Preparing for the Next Bear? Let’s Build a Portfolio That Doesn’t Just Hibernate

Markets are overheated, the Shiller PE is sky-high, and the bear may already be on its way. Here’s how we’re prepping—with gold, biotech, and battered brands that might just bite back. Fun? Always. Foolish? Hopefully not. 🧠📈🐻

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Stock Opinions: Take Stock—But Don’t Run the Clock!

Everyone thought Palantir was overpriced. Then it pulled a Netflix-Tesla-Amazon combo and skyrocketed. Here's why stock opinions matter—just not too much—and how to take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a martini).

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