Stock Price: $30.92 (+0.10%) as of Jul-30-2025, 4:10 PM ET 🛢️ 
Ticker: EPD 💰
Sector: Midstream Energy (Translation: They move oil and gas around. A lot.)

🚨 Insider Trigger: When the Board Buys the Dip...

Two directors just said “yes” with their wallets:

💡 Translation: They didn’t just “like” EPD. They double-tapped it with half a million bucks each.

🏛️ Insider vs. Institutions: Who Holds the Power?

• 🧠 Insiders: 32.9% of shares (they’re literally invested)

• 🏢 Institutions: 25.9% of shares (surprisingly low)

• 🤝 Float Held by Institutions: 38.6%

• 👥 Number of Institutional Holders: 1,581

Top holders include:

• Alps Advisors: $1.3B worth

• Morgan Stanley: $898M

• Invesco: $841M

• Goldman Sachs: $597M

• American Century: $579M

📦 Not bad for a “boring” pipeline business!

🔍 For Enterprise Products Partners ($EPD)'s Institutional Ownership breakdown, see here. 

🧾 Latest Earnings Report (Jul-28-2025): Slow and Steady Wins the Race

• Net Income: $1.4B (up from $1.36B YoY)

• Distributable Cash Flow (DCF): $1.9B (⚡ +7%)

• Distribution: $0.545 per unit ($2.18 annualized) 💸

• Coverage Ratio: 1.6x ✅

• Adjusted CFFO (Cash Flow from Ops): $2.1B

• Payout Ratio: 57%

• Buybacks: $110M in Q2 (because dividends aren’t enough love!)

👉 Want the full picture? Dive into Enterprise Products Partners ($EPD)'s financials here.

🚀 Why EPD Might Belong in Your Portfolio

1. 📈 Predictable Growth:

   • 5% annualized growth expected (sales + earnings)

   • 85% of cash flow is from fee-based, inflation-protected, long-term contracts

   • Projected ROE: 20+% within 3 years

2. 💸 Generous Yield:

   • $2.18 annual payout = ~7.05% yield

   • 27th year of consecutive dividend growth 🏆

3. 📊 Cheap-ish Valuation:

   • P/E (TTM): 11.74

   • Forward P/E: 11.26

   • P/S: 1.26

   • P/B: 2.36

4. 👨⚖️ Insiders Keep Buying:

   • We’ve said it before. We’ll say it again: Insiders trust this beast.

5. 🧱 Solid Fundamentals:

   • Debt to Capital: 0.49

   • Debt to Equity: 1.06

   • Cash on hand + revolvers: $5.1B

⚠️ But Let’s Not Pretend There Are No Risks...

• 💳 Interest Rates: Higher rates = costlier infrastructure expansion

• ⛽ Energy Prices: Volatility can shake the whole sector

• 🐻 Market Sentiment: In bear markets, even strong dividend stocks bleed 🩸

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🤓 Final Verdict:

Enterprise Products Partners (EPD) is a cash-gushing pipeline powerhouse with boring-but-beautiful stability. Insiders clearly believe in it. It won’t thrill you like tech stocks or meme runs, but it might just pay your rent in perpetuity.

🎭 Not sexy. But stable. And sometimes, that’s hot.

🛒 Potential Buy for Income Investors — especially those who enjoy 💵 cash over 🚀 hype.

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Invest at your own risk, always DYOR, hold the FOMO, and don’t invest what you can’t afford to lose. 

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