🥫 NYSE: CAG | $18.58 (+0.43%) as of Oct 10 2025

🧑💼 The Insider Who Said “Yes, I’ll Have Seconds”

Conagra Brands ($CAG) has been sitting in Wall Street’s freezer aisle for a while — steady, cold, and overlooked. But last week, Director Thomas K. Brown tossed a little spice in the mix, buying 10,000 shares at $18.72, bumping his ownership by 20%. It’s not a huge purchase, but as far as market signals go, it’s like seeing a microwave timer flick back to “:01” — something’s about to heat up. 🔥

The purchase is worth about $187K, which might not make CNBC break out the confetti, but it does make retail investors lean in and whisper, “Wait — insiders are nibbling?”

🏦 Institutions Still Love the Pantry

Conagra isn’t just owned by snackers; it’s owned by serious institutional eaters.
A staggering 93.78% of shares sit in institutional portfolios, which means everyone from Vanguard to BlackRock already has it marinating in their 401(k) casserole.

Total Shares Outstanding: 478 million.

When 94% of your float is held by institutions, that’s not “quiet accumulation.”
That’s a Wall Street potluck.

For Conagra (CAG)'s Institutional Ownership breakdown, 🔍 see here.

💰 The Numbers for Q1, 2026 (Still Matter, Even When Joking)

Net sales: $2.6 billion (down 5.8%)
EPS: $0.34 reported vs $0.97 a year ago
Adjusted EPS: $0.39 (down 26%)
Operating margin: 11.8% (adjusted)
Net debt: $7.6 billion (↓ 12.3% YoY)
Dividend yield: ~ 7.6% 🥧

Margins are thinner than a Slim Jim, but management swears the fridge is stocked for better quarters ahead.

CEO Sean Connolly struck a confident tone:

“We fully restored service levels and reaffirmed fiscal 2026 guidance.”

Translation: We may not be growing, but at least nothing’s on fire. 🔥🥶

🥶 Frozen Foods, Hot Takes

Conagra’s empire includes the greatest hits of the grocery aisle:
Marie Callender’s, Healthy Choice, Slim Jim, Birds Eye, and even Reddi-wip — the sweetest way to top off an underperforming stock. 🍦

The Refrigerated & Frozen segment actually grew (+0.2%), while Grocery & Snacks cooled off (-8.7%).
Translation: Americans still love frozen lasagna, but they’re getting picky about their pudding.

Meanwhile, the International business took a -18% chill due to M&A divestitures and exchange rates. Apparently, Hot Pockets en Español didn’t defrost in time.

 👉 Want the full picture? Dive into Conagra (CAG)'s financials here.

📉 Cheap, Like Last Year’s Canned Soup

Let’s talk valuation.

• Forward P/E: ~ 10.9 🧮

• Price/Sales: ~ 0.8 (cheap as a store brand)

• Price/Book: ~ 1.0 (you don’t see that often these days)

• EV/EBITDA: ~ 8.7 (pretty tasty)

Even the most jaded analyst would have to admit — CAG looks more like a bargain bin steal than a premium organic kale stock. It’s not sexy, but it pays a 7.5% dividend while you wait for margins to thaw. 💸

🚫 Risks (a Few Frozen Ones Too)

• Inflation: Still a nuisance. Tin, tomatoes, and trucking costs remain stubborn. 🛻

• Competition: Everyone’s chasing the same freezer space — PepsiCo and Nestlé included.

• Debt still high (even after curtailing it a bit this quarter): $7.6 billion net debt + 3.55x net leverage ratio = that heavy cart you should’ve gotten a second bag for.

• Changing tastes: “Healthy Choice” might not cut it in a TikTok world obsessed with protein bowls and $15 green smoothies. 🥗

• Dividend pressure: A fat yield can hide fragile math if profits don’t hold up.

Still, investors who like value + income + comfort food might find this a sweet spot.

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Check our takes on UnitedHealth Group or even Oscar Health.

🥫 Why This Matters (and Why It’s Fun)

Insiders buying after a 60% drop from all-time highs isn’t random.
It’s like the company saying, “We still like our own lasagna.” 🍝

Conagra isn’t trying to be Nvidia — it’s the steady, dividend-yielding grandparent of the consumer staples world.
If the Fed ever takes a nap and the economy cools, defensive food stocks often shine. And right now, this one’s trading at half its 2017 high ($41.68).

🍿 The Funanc1al Take

Conagra’s story isn’t about hypergrowth; it’s about value and survival with flavor.
A small insider purchase isn’t a buyout signal, but it does say, “Hey, we’re not done eating yet.”

If inflation cools and margins recover, CAG could quietly turn into one of those “boring stocks that doubled while you weren’t looking.”

Just remember — the frozen food aisle always looks calm… until the microwave door slams. 🚪⚡

❓ FAQ Section – Because You Asked

Q: Why did the stock fall so much in the first place?
Profit margins shrunk, inflation spiked, and people got bored of mac and cheese.

Q: Is that 7.5% dividend safe?
It’s like a Jell-O mold at a picnic — solid for now, but watch for heat.

Q: Does the insider purchase really matter?
One purchase is a signal, not a stampede — but insiders don’t usually throw money at freezer burn.

Q: Would Warren Buffett buy this?
If it were called “Conagra Hathaway” maybe. But a cheap cash-flow machine with defensive moat — yeah, it’s in his diet. Doesn't mean it's on his plate yet necessarily, though, or we'd know by now. 

⚡ Quick Take / TL;DR

• 🥫 Tiny insider buy at CAG = warm signal in a cold market

• 💸 Valuation cheap, yield juicy (~7.5%)

• 📉 Margins down, debt high — but stability returns

• 🧊 Frozen food steady, snacks need a revamp

• 🐂 If Conagra delivers a few decent quarters, the next bull might just arrive wearing an apron

🧾⚠️📢 Fun Disclaimer: 🧾⚠️📢

🧫 Disclosure: You don’t have to eat canned soup or frozen meals to invest in Conagra. You also don’t have to buy the stock. Nothing here is financial advice—unless laughter compounds, in which case, you’re already profiting. 🥫😂

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