Why 102 Million People “Short” the Office for France: The Joie de Vivre Dividend
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🎯 FunTrip Index™ : 9.5 / 10 🎯
Tooltip: The missing 0.5 point is purely for the time spent waiting for the check. In France, “joie de vivre” means nobody will rush you—even if you’ve been nursing a single espresso since the late 90s. ☕😉
In 2025, France did it again.
102 million international visitors. A new all-time record.
€77.5 billion in tourism revenue—up 9% year over year, and a casual +37% vs. 2019.
Spain still wins the “Most Cash Collected” trophy, but France remains the Most Visited Country on Earth. The French response? A philosophical shrug, a sip of coffee, and a quiet “on approche” (“we’re getting there”).
So… why France? Is it the monuments? The food? The museums? The landscapes? The castles, beaches, lavender fields, villages, and cities that look like film sets?
Yes.
But also something you can’t really spreadsheet:
A way of enjoying life.
Which brings us to France’s most underrated export…
🗣️ Le Mot de la Semaine: Joie de vivre (Joy of Living)
What it literally means: Joy of living.
What it really means: The art of enjoying now. A terrace coffee. A flaky croissant. A slow walk. A long lunch. No urgency. No apology.
You can be broke and still have joie de vivre (though, let’s be honest, being rich doesn’t hurt). It’s not about luxury—it’s about attention. To taste. To light. To time.
What it says about the French mindset:
France doesn’t optimize for speed. It optimizes for quality of moments. The news may export strikes and drama, but the real daily product is much quieter: people living, slowly, on purpose.
If you’re coming to France, don’t just see it. Look for that rhythm. It’s everywhere—if you walk slowly enough.
🗺️ Where to Go? (A Dangerous Question in France)
France isn’t one destination. It’s a portfolio of worlds.
🏛️ The Blue Chips
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Paris: Yes, the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre. But also 20 villages pretending to be neighborhoods. Markets, parks, bookshops, contradictions. We’ll come back to Paris. Often.
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Mont-Saint-Michel (Normandy): A medieval abbey rising from the tides like a cinematic glitch in reality.
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Versailles: A masterclass in power, symmetry, and royal-level overconfidence.
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Lyon: UNESCO-listed and widely considered the gastronomic capital of France. Come hungry. Leave happy.
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Strasbourg: Storybook architecture, a stunning cathedral, and Christmas markets that feel like a snow globe.
🌿 The Scenic Plays
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Provence: Lavender fields, golden light, Aix-en-Provence. Late June to mid-July is peak purple magic.
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The French Riviera: Nice, Cannes, Saint-Tropez… but also Marseille, Cassis, the calanques, and the quieter Côte Bleue. A coastal drive here is basically therapy with subtitles.
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Loire Valley: Château overload. Chambord and Chenonceau are non-negotiable.
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Normandy: D-Day beaches, cliffs, history—and Deauville for a chic escape.
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Brittany: Rugged coast, Celtic soul, places like Saint-Malo—and quieter gems like Locquirec (personal favorite).
🧭 A Personal Insider Note
I spent 15 summers in Locquirec, in northern Brittany. Surfed there. Fell in love there. Walked the Sentier des Douaniers so many times I lost count (and swam parts of it, because youth is optimistic).
It’s also where the 1978 cult comedy L’Hôtel de la plage was filmed—a perfect time capsule of French vacation culture. If you want a masterclass in low-key happiness, that’s your spot.
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🗓️ When to Go? (The Honest Answer)
The brochure version:
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Summer: Provence & Riviera
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Spring/Fall: Loire Valley
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December: Strasbourg (pure magic)
The real version:
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There is no bad time to visit most of France.
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Summer is glorious—but crowded.
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Spring and fall are the sweet spot.
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Paris in July/August? Fantastic. Many Parisians leave. Less traffic. Better air. Occasionally… better moods.
- Even winter has its charm anywhere, but Paris and the north of france can get quite chilly, beware!
🖼️ La Promenade: Walk Paris Like a Flâneur (Le Marais)
If you want to feel Paris, walk it.
Route idea:
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Start: Hôtel de Ville
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Stroll: Rue Vieille du Temple
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Culture: Musée Carnavalet or Picasso Museum
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Lunch zone: Rue des Rosiers or Marché des Enfants Rouges
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Secret calm: Rue Payenne
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Finish: Place des Vosges (arguably Paris’s prettiest square)
Rules:
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Don’t over-plan.
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Walk slowly.
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Look up.
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If you’re not slightly lost, you’re doing it wrong.
🧠 Le Décodeur Culturel: One Country, Many Frances
Leave Paris and you’ll discover a truth: there isn’t one France—there are many.
Lyon, Marseille, Bordeaux, Nantes, Strasbourg, Avignon—each has its own rhythm, humor, and relationship with time. Meals last longer. Conversations too. Life feels… less compressed.
France centralized politically. But culturally? It’s still wonderfully plural.
🍷 The Real Takeaway
Yes, France has its tensions. Yes, the headlines can be heavy.
And yet:
There is still joie de vivre.
Still extraordinary food, architecture, museums, landscapes—and people.
Enjoy the diversity.
Enjoy the contrasts.
And maybe take a little of that rhythm home with you.
✅ Quick Take / TL;DR
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France welcomed 102M visitors in 2025 for a reason.
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It’s not just sights—it’s a lifestyle dividend.
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Don’t all-in on Paris. Diversify your trip.
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Travel is not a cost. It’s a return on life.
❓ FAQ
Q: Is France only about Paris?
A: Absolutely not. Paris is the gateway, not the whole book.
Q: Best time to visit?
A: Spring and fall for balance. Summer for vibes. Winter for charm and fewer crowds.
Q: Is it expensive?
A: It can be—but France also rewards slow, simple pleasures. A baguette + cheese + view still beats most luxury plans.
Q: Do I need to speak French?
A: It helps—but curiosity, smiles, and patience go a long way.
🌍 Food for Thought: The Cross-Hub Connection
Travel isn’t just a Trip story—it’s a Health + Wealth + Creativity story.
Moving your body, changing your scenery, slowing your mind—these are some of the highest-return investments you can make. Burnout is a liability. Curiosity is an asset. France just happens to be a very elegant way to rebalance your portfolio.
🧑🎨 About the Author
Frédéric Marsanne is the founder of FUNanc1al — part market analyst, part storyteller, part accidental comedian. A longtime investor, entrepreneur, and venture-builder across tech, biotech, and fintech, he blends sharp insights with humor to help readers laugh, learn, live better lives, and invest a little wiser. When not decoding insider buys or poking fun at earnings calls, he’s building Cl1Q, writing fiction, painting, or discovering new passions to FUNalize.
🌐 Light External Links (Optional, Fun to Embed)
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Euronews confirms it: France welcomed record visitor numbers in 2025, retaining its title as world’s most visited country
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Mont-Saint-Michel info via UNESCO: Yes, it’s actually a UNESCO World Heritage site—and it looks even better in person.
⚠️ Disclaimer (FUNanc1al-style)
No guide, just fun. This article reflects personal experiences and opinions and is meant for inspiration and entertainment—not as an official travel advisory. We’re just adventure pilgrims wandering from shack to country, fork in hand and joy in heart. 🥄❤️
This is not a sponsored review.
No croissants were comped.
Eat and voyage at your own risk — but do enjoy. 🍷😄
Side effects of visiting France may include: spontaneous happiness, longer lunches, reduced tolerance for bad coffee, and an irrational desire to move near a bakery. FUNanc1al is not responsible for sudden lifestyle upgrades. Carpe Diem. 🇫🇷✨
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