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Boeing: We Will Sell Airplanes and Mid-Flight Plunges

We Will Sell Airplanes, Satellites, and Mid-Flight Plunges

To our esteemed consumers, airline customers, shareholders, regulators, and all those willing to give us a chance,

We are excited to announce a bold new direction for our company (Boeing). It is high time we diversify and secure new sources of revenue. Moving forward, please be advised that we will continue to design, manufacture, and sell our traditional lineup of airplanes, rockets, missiles, and satellites. Additionally, we are thrilled to introduce an exciting array of new experiences, including mid-flight plunges, post-takeoff blow-offs, exotic safety episodes, and flight control jams.

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