Meta's Response to TikTok Controversy: A Message of Appreciation to US Lawmakers

Meta’s Response to TikTok Controversy: A Message of Appreciation to US Lawmakers

Hello, we’re Facebook, and we’d like to express our deepest thanks to the lawmakers and policymakers of the US for considering a nationwide ban on all electronic devices against those folks at TikTok. We’re pleased that a house panel recently unanimously approved a bill that could ban their practices. It’s about time. What kind of social media platform dares to develop an algorithm that immerses a billion monthly users in a feed that’s so relevant as to be addictive to our very own users?

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Boeing: We Will Sell Airplanes and Mid-Flight Plunges

We Will Sell Airplanes, Satellites, and Mid-Flight Plunges

To our esteemed consumers, airline customers, shareholders, regulators, and all those willing to give us a chance,

We are excited to announce a bold new direction for our company (Boeing). It is high time we diversify and secure new sources of revenue. Moving forward, please be advised that we will continue to design, manufacture, and sell our traditional lineup of airplanes, rockets, missiles, and satellites. Additionally, we are thrilled to introduce an exciting array of new experiences, including mid-flight plunges, post-takeoff blow-offs, exotic safety episodes, and flight control jams.

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Move Over, Swifties: Miley Cyrus's Flowers Is Pop, Disco, Rock, Funk, Flamenco, Country, Snubs, Reaffirmation of Political & Economic Dogma, A Powerful Reflection on America's World Standing, And an Essay on Eschatology

Move Over, Swifties: Miley Cyrus's Flowers Is Pop, Disco, Rock, Funk, Flamenco, Country, Snubs, Reaffirmation of Political & Economic Dogma, A Powerful Reflection on America's World Standing, And an Essay on Eschatology

Move Over, Swifties: Miley Cyrus's Flowers Is Pop, Disco, Rock, Funk, Flamenco, Country, Snubs, Reaffirmation of Political & Economic Dogma, A Powerful Reflection on America's World Standing, And an Essay on Eschatology

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Why You Shouldn't Be a Writer - The Fun Take - Funanc1al

Why You Shouldn't Be a Freaking Writer

Listing fifty reasons why you shouldn't be a writer - for fun!

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