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Elite Buys Ely: Should You Buy Lilly’s Stock Too?

Eli Lilly insiders are opening their wallets after the company crushed Q2 2025 — revenue up 38%, EPS up 92%, and blockbuster drugs Zepbound and Mounjaro fueling a raised guidance. Institutions are all-in, the pipeline is buzzing, but the valuation is sky-high. Is LLY worth chasing at $639, or is patience the better prescription?

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Can Robinhood Still Steal the Show?

Robinhood’s got a new backer — and it’s no amateur. Christopher Payne (ex-DoorDash, Tinder, eBay) just went all in with a bold $2M+ insider buy. Add in huge crypto growth, a string of acquisitions, and global ambitions… and suddenly Robinhood doesn’t just look ready — it looks legendary. Is $HOOD still a buy? Let’s break it down.

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Tesla’s Q1 wasn’t pretty — but billionaire insider buys, booming energy growth, and AI dreams are setting the stage for a comeback. Should you buckle up or bail out? We break it down, Funanc1al-style. 🚗⚡📈

Tesla (TSLA): A Bumpy Quarter, a Billionaire Buy, and the Usual Muskian Mayhem

Tesla's Q1 numbers stumbled, but billionaires are buying and energy growth is sizzling. 🌋 Is TSLA ready for a rerating, or just revving its engines? We dissect the Muskian mayhem — with laughs and icons, of course. 🚗⚡

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