
🏰 KKR: Kingdom of Capital and... Real Estate, Biotech, Semiconductors, Grocery Stores, and Also Probably Your Mom’s Soup Recipe?
$117.92 🧾 (+Big Insider Bet) as of May 22, 2025
Ticker: KKR
Tagline: If it breathes—or earns a yield—KKR probably owns a slice. 💼💸
$118.73 📈 (+2.52 / +2.17%) (+Another Insider Purchase, as of May 8, 2025, 4:10 PM ET)
Tagline: If it makes money, we’ll buy it. 💼💸
💥 Insider Confidence: Back for Round 2 (With Bigger Bucks)
Just weeks after Director Robert Scully made a splash with a $1.5M buy, another heavyweight just cannonballed into the capital pool.
🧠 Meet Timothy R. Barakett:
Harvard bigwig, ex-hedge fund king, current board member, and bull-market enthusiast* (*assumed). 🍽️
📈 On May 22, Barakett bought 35,000 shares at $117.92 for a cool $4.1M—that’s not dipping a toe in. That’s full-speed yacht entry. 🚤💦
Oh, and that raised his stake by 23%. Confidence? Try conviction with a side of caviar.
🧠 Who Is This Guy, Again?
Let’s roll the résumé:
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📈 Founder & CEO of TRB Advisors (his private investment lair)
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💼 Former CEO of Atticus Capital (a global hedge fund juggernaut)
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🎓 Treasurer of Harvard University + Fellow of the Harvard Corporation
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🍻 Board Member, Athletic Brewing
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🍽️ Advisor to foodies (Rethink Food NYC) and financiers alike
If anyone knows how to vet a mega-cap investment firm, it’s this guy. He’s like the Swiss Army knife of capital allocation.
💥 Trigger Warning: First Bout of Insider Confidence Detected
On May 6th, Director Robert W. Scully whipped out $1.5 million to scoop up 13,250 shares at $113.49. That’s not a nibble—that’s a fork-and-knife sit-down meal of KKR stock. 🍽️
🧠 Insider takeaway? Mr. Scully didn’t just tiptoe in—he cannonballed.
📦 What Even Is KKR?
A better question: What isn’t KKR?
This is a firm that invests in:
🏗️ Infrastructure, 🧬 biotech, 🛒 grocery stores, 🎬 media, ⚡ energy, 📡 cybersecurity, 🧥 luxury fashion, and yes—even 🧃juice companies (probably).
They specialize in:
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Buyouts
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Growth equity
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Mezzanine lending
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Turnarounds
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Anything that breathes revenue
🎯 From IoT to port logistics, if it has a pulse (or a yield), KKR has a stake.
🧠 Who’s Backing KKR?
Oh, just some small-timers like:
Institution | Shares | Value |
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Vanguard 🦅 | 56.69M | $6.73B |
BlackRock 🪨 | 48.79M | $5.79B |
Capital Intl 🌐 | 35.17M | $4.18B |
State Street 🏛️ | 27.49M | $3.26B |
Wellington Mgmt 🚀 | 21.94M | $2.61B |
And insiders? They own nearly 24% of the company. 🤝
🔍 For full Institutional Ownership breakdown, see here.
📊 Recent Performance: Just Another Billion-Dollar Quarter
Q1 2025 Highlights:
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🧾 Fee-Related Earnings: $823M this quarter (+23% YoY)
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🧠 Adjusted Net Income: $1.0B this quarter (+20% YoY)
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🏦 Assets Under Management: $664B (+15% YoY)
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💼 Capital Raised: $114B in the last 12 months
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💥 Capital Invested: $88B in the last 12 months
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💰 Dividend: $0.185 per quarter (+6% YoY, yield under 1%)
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💸 Share Buybacks: $107M so far this year, with a new $500M plan in motion
That’s a lot of commas. 💵💵💵
👉 Want the full picture? Dive into KKR’s financials here.
🚦But Wait—Is It Too Pricey?
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Trailing P/E: 36.20 😬
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Forward P/E: 21.84 😌
Sure, it ain’t cheap-cheap. But for a growing beast with proven performance and scale? It’s not outrageous either.
Think of it like this: you're paying up for quality, but at least it’s not luxury yogurt levels of overpriced.
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🧬 KKR’s Evolution: From Buyouts to Biotech
They’re no longer just a buyout firm. KKR is transforming:
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Then (2007–2015): Build the platform 🏗️
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Now (2016–2025): Scale it like a beast 🔥
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Real estate ✅
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Infrastructure ✅
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Biotech (hello, Biotage!) ✅
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Core strategies + growth engines ✅
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They now do so many deals per year. That’s not a strategy—it’s a full-blown industrial machine. 🏭
⚠️ Risks? Always.
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🎢 Market downturns = ouch
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🧪 Complex portfolio = exposure
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🤔 Scully and Barakett might be clueless… except they're not. With resumes that scream “Wall Street Hall of Fame” (Scully's includes Morgan Stanley, Lehman, Princeton, HBS, etc.), these pundits likely know a thing or two about capital allocation.
🧠 Verdict
💎 KKR is a gem—albeit not a hidden one.
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Strong earnings ✔️
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Shareholder-friendly ✔️
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Insider and institutional conviction ✔️
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Scalable model ✔️
Just don’t expect a moonshot. Expect compounding strength—the kind that builds empires.
😜 Usual Unusual Disclaimer
This isn’t financial advice. It’s entertainment. If you end up investing and KKR buys a cheese company that tanks, we never met.
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