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A humorous Wall Street marketplace where hedge fund managers run colorful idea stands. Ken Griffin walks through the crowd carrying a shopping basket labeled

💡 Citadel Wants to Buy Hedge Fund Ideas. We Sell Edge Fun.

Ken Griffin's Citadel may soon pay hedge funds for trading ideas. At FUNanc1al, we're not hedge fund managers, but we do qualify as edge fun. Fortunately, great ideas remain one of Wall Street's most renewable resources.

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Illustration of a dictionary entry defining “day trader” humorously as “idiot,” inspired by Jason Zweig’s Devil’s Financial Dictionary.

Definition of Day Trader

Sometimes the sharpest financial wisdom comes in the shortest definitions.

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