
Coinbase: Betting Big on the Future of Digital Dollars
Ticker: COIN, $244.44, -7.20% (as of May 15, 2025, 4:00 PM ET) 💸🌌
🔔 Hot Trigger:
On May 13, 2025, COIN had its best day since Trump’s victory party—jumping 24% on S&P 500 inclusion news. Yep, the crypto kid just joined the varsity squad.
💸 Cathy Wood's ARKK? Still Obsessed.
Coinbase remains ARKK's second-biggest holding (8.54%), trailing only TSLA. That’s some rarefied air.
For our take on TSLA,
Check this out.
📊 Institutional Ownership: Room to Run
Institutions own just 56.96% of COIN’s float, with BlackRock and Vanguard topping the leaderboard.
Translation: this party’s just getting started.
Top Institutional Holders 📈:
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Vanguard: 9.14%
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BlackRock: 5.86%
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State Street: 2.11%
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Paradigm, Geode, Morgan Stanley, ARK, and friends: trailing behind, but climbing fast.
- For more on Coinbase's Institutional Ownership Profile, see here.
🕹️ So… Is COIN Worth It? Let’s Dive In.
💰 Q1 Financials Straight From the Source
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Total Revenue: $2.0B (down 10% QoQ)
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Transaction Revenue: $1.3B (down 19% QoQ)
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Subscription/Services Revenue: $698M (up 9% QoQ)
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Adjusted EBITDA: $930M
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Adjusted Net Income: $527M
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GAAP Net Income: $66M
- For more on Coinbase's financials, check this out.
🪙 Liquidity & Crypto Stash
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USD Resources: $9.9B (+7% QoQ)
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Crypto Held for Investment: $1.3B
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Total Available Resources: $11.8B
Oh, and they just bought Deribit for $2.9B — the world’s top crypto options exchange. NBD. 🚀
📅 Big News, Big Moves
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S&P 500 inclusion = more visibility + fund inflows
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Legal wins vs SEC = regulatory tailwind
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Global expansion: India, Argentina onboard
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Strategic Bitcoin Reserve = government seal of approval
🌌 Product & Platform Innovation
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Coinbase One: Zero fees + staking rewards + free gas
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Bitcoin-backed USDC loans
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Acquisitions: Spindl, Iron Fish, and now Deribit
⚠️ Risks? Always.
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Crypto collapse? Still a possibility.
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Market meltdown? Can’t rule it out.
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Black swans? They never RSVP.
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Sun explodes? Yeah, maybe don’t sweat that one.
🔍 Final Take: A Crypto Blue Chip in the Making?
Coinbase is no longer just a speculative crypto gateway.
It’s becoming a multi-billion-dollar fintech juggernaut.
✅ Profitable
✅ Growing
✅ Acquiring
✅ Globally expanding
✅ Legitimized
🚫 Still speculative? Absolutely. But the upside is galaxy-sized.
🚨 Disclaimer:
We’re fun, not financial advisors.
We like jokes more than forecasts.
Invest wisely, and maybe with a helmet.
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