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Coinbase: Betting Big on the Future of Digital Dollars

Ticker: COIN, $244.44, -7.20% (as of May 15, 2025, 4:00 PM ET) 💸🌌


🔔 Hot Trigger:

On May 13, 2025, COIN had its best day since Trump’s victory party—jumping 24% on S&P 500 inclusion news. Yep, the crypto kid just joined the varsity squad.


💸 Cathy Wood's ARKK? Still Obsessed.

Coinbase remains ARKK's second-biggest holding (8.54%), trailing only TSLA. That’s some rarefied air.

For our take on TSLA,
Check this out.


📊 Institutional Ownership: Room to Run

Institutions own just 56.96% of COIN’s float, with BlackRock and Vanguard topping the leaderboard.
Translation: this party’s just getting started.

Top Institutional Holders 📈:

  • Vanguard: 9.14%

  • BlackRock: 5.86%

  • State Street: 2.11%

  • Paradigm, Geode, Morgan Stanley, ARK, and friends: trailing behind, but climbing fast.

  • For more on Coinbase's Institutional Ownership Profile, see here.

🕹️ So… Is COIN Worth It? Let’s Dive In.


💰 Q1 Financials Straight From the Source

  • Total Revenue: $2.0B (down 10% QoQ)

  • Transaction Revenue: $1.3B (down 19% QoQ)

  • Subscription/Services Revenue: $698M (up 9% QoQ)

  • Adjusted EBITDA: $930M

  • Adjusted Net Income: $527M

  • GAAP Net Income: $66M

  • For more on Coinbase's financials, check this out

🪙 Liquidity & Crypto Stash

  • USD Resources: $9.9B (+7% QoQ)

  • Crypto Held for Investment: $1.3B

  • Total Available Resources: $11.8B

Oh, and they just bought Deribit for $2.9B — the world’s top crypto options exchange. NBD. 🚀


📅 Big News, Big Moves

  • S&P 500 inclusion = more visibility + fund inflows

  • Legal wins vs SEC = regulatory tailwind

  • Global expansion: India, Argentina onboard

  • Strategic Bitcoin Reserve = government seal of approval


🌌 Product & Platform Innovation

  • Coinbase One: Zero fees + staking rewards + free gas

  • Bitcoin-backed USDC loans

  • Acquisitions: Spindl, Iron Fish, and now Deribit


⚠️ Risks? Always.

  • Crypto collapse? Still a possibility.

  • Market meltdown? Can’t rule it out.

  • Black swans? They never RSVP.

  • Sun explodes? Yeah, maybe don’t sweat that one.


🔍 Final Take: A Crypto Blue Chip in the Making?

Coinbase is no longer just a speculative crypto gateway.
It’s becoming a multi-billion-dollar fintech juggernaut.

✅ Profitable
✅ Growing
✅ Acquiring
✅ Globally expanding
✅ Legitimized

🚫 Still speculative? Absolutely. But the upside is galaxy-sized.


🚨 Disclaimer:

We’re fun, not financial advisors.
We like jokes more than forecasts.
Invest wisely, and maybe with a helmet.


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