Funanc!al welcomes you.


We hope to entertain you, make you laugh, whether the market goes up or down…


Don’t take life too seriously.  You’ll never get out alive. Bugs Bunny

Enjoy the madness!


Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Groucho Marx

We’re going to make so many mistakes you’ll find us hilarious…


A day without laughter is a day wasted Charlie chaplin

We’ll work hard everyday so you – investor, manager, chief financial officer, treasurer, president, dreamer, advertiser, entrepreneur, young professional, mother, retiree, journalist, of any country, planet – get a chance to smile everyday.


Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle

Who are we all not to take a break in the rush?


I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. Groucho Marx

Let’s feast, bull or bear!


A problem is a chance for you to do your best. Duke Ellington

Problems are messages Shakti Gawain

The market crashes?

You don’t have to have shorted it to enjoy it… It is not the end of the world, just a new beginning. A bear spells opportunity…


It’s not that I am so smart; it’s that I stay with problems longer. (Albert Einstein). STAY LONG!