INFUNITY FOR ENTERPRISES
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The ultimate inspiration is the deadline. (Nolan Bushnell)
Management must… Maximize revenue. Minimize cost. Boost earnings. Every day…
Nobody ever drowned in their own sweat. (Ann Landers)
Keep at it, be relentless…
But the truth is…
To succeed in life you need a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. (Reba McEntire)
Isn’t taking a break in the rush the only way to remain on top? Having a little fun along the way?
Have a third party comment on the heart of your business: its financials. Someone who’s unbiased, whose only mission is to make you smile, maybe laugh, and see things differently. Just for fun. How many studies have shown that the happier your staff, the better the results. Maybe you’ll even get an ROI from it…
You never hear the truth from your subordinates until after 10 in the evening. (Juergen Schrempp) Consider us one of yours and, remember, we’re on at all time. Reading one of our notes, jokes, before the day begins or late at night may keep you and your staff inspired coninuously…
You worry about your competition?
All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us. … They can’t get away this time. (Chesty Puller)
Feeling stuck, cornered? Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison)
Feeling bored? Do one thing every day that scares you. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Alarmed? Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia (Howard Schultz)
Plus, isn’t it true that Laughter is the shortest distance between two people? (Victor Borge)
Remember, Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. (Eric Sevareid)
Our blend of humor is of a special kind. We will customize it and make it work for you. It’ll give you hindsight, perspective. Help you and your teams see the world – your stock price, your markets, your competition, etc. – through a different lens. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. (Will Rogers) Let us do the same for you; sometimes, it’s all it takes. A good-spirited, fine-humored, truly neutral third-party?
How risqué or dangerous can it be to try us? The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One stands for danger, the other for opportunity. (John Kennedy) And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more. (Erica Jong) Take a chance then, and you’ll give your firm an opportunity to humor and inspire both its management and staff. You can’t treat your people like an expense item. (Andy Grove) May they enjoy the workplace like never before!
If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late. (James Goldsmith)
Think different then.
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